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tinytmas:

morgue-legs:

is saw a woman today who looked exactly like that titty malaysia woman from orphan black

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andy065:

oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

DAMN IT. It’s always the “what do you want to do with your life?” That kills me…

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can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

peter parker’s job is literally selling his selfies to the daily bugle

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mvercillo:

kaelor:

thomasisatroubledsoul:

First trailer for Hoje Eu Quero Voltar Sozinho (The Way He Looks) [x]

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OH MY GOD THEY’RE MAKING THIS A FULL LENGTH MOVIE DO YOU EVEN UNDERSTAND HOW EXCITED I AM

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dragonage-headcanons:

momochanners:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

MARK YOUR CALENDARS

OCTOBER 7TH

THE INQUISITION IS COMING

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wronginterpretations:

the big bang theory makes me furious and it’s for a reason not a lot of people bring up which is that it has a lot of really interesting and even important themes that get totally fucking turned around in its sexist, racist, unfunny bullshittery.

like, “HEY TUMBLR, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE A SHOW WHERE THE CENTRAL CAST IS MADE UP OF”

  1. an immigrant poc
  2. two women who do not fit the mold of “conventionally attractive” (one is short, rotund, large nosed, and has a high, nasal voice, the other is extremely plain, dowdy dressed, has a monotone nasal voice) but are both portrayed as desirable romantic love interests
  3. actually, apart from one female character, none of the central cast are conventionally attractive
  4. one of them has a cognizant disorder (autism)
  5. one of them is an alternate sexuality (asexual)
  6. another female cast member is confident, self-aware of her own faults and shortcomings, unashamed of them, sexually confident and unperturbed by social labels deriding that (“slut, whore”), and the physically and emotionally strongest member of the whole cast
  7. previously mentioned conventionally unattractive women are two of the most intelligent members of the show and are leading in their field based on their own merits
  8. it displays an asexual romantic relationship between two of the main characters
  9. it had a run with a character with severe MI (crippling social anxiety)

like, don’t fucking lie to me, if i described this show to you before the big bang theory ever existed, you would be like, “what the hell that sounds great”

but then look at what we’re actually given, where all these great themes only exist to be used as punchlines. where the (sole) poc character regularly makes racist remarks about his own background and culture, and not in a “its my culture so i can do it” way, because you’re regularly reminded that he’s from an upper class family and lived in comfort and luxury and regularly makes derisive remarks about the destitution of his home country. and the strongest character of the show is regularly mocked and belittled. and the ace couple is regularly treated as a joke by both the shows and characters, and they’re aware of it, because at one point amy actually gets seriously upset and says, “they think our relationship is a joke [because it’s not sexual],” and that would be actually a really strong moment except that previously they set her up to be pushing for a sexual relationship because of her stupid lady hormones that make her all hysterical and emotional and she implicitly agrees that their relationship is less real and valid because of the lack of a sexual component because she uses it as a way to coerce her partner into pushing his own comfort levels and boundaries. and the character with severe social anxiety that drives her to having panic attacks in public situations like being at a shop or restaurant or generally interacting with anyone she doesn’t know? is constantly the butt of jokes and her boyfriend regularly shames her for her crippling MI (the boyfriend being raj, by the way, who is the most misogynistic character in the show, even more so than sheldon, which is amazing)! and the only time she stands up for herself is when she dumps him and then he’s positioned to be the sympathetic figure in the situation!!

the big bang theory is awful not because it’s just stupid and racist and sexist and terrible and unfunny. it’s awful because it has a lot of elements that could make it a great amazing show but they’re regularly trampled on and mocked and every time it even comes close to showing something actually really astounding and even ground-breaking, it turns around and spits on it. it’s one of the worst shows on television because it cock-teases you with its potential and then gets so mired in its own stinking bullshit. it’s fucking terrible and i hate it so much and i’m so mad at what it has achieved in terms of representation because it’s doing more harm than good.

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couple-of-dumbasses:

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

*history teachers crying*

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whedonesque:

agentskyward:

"It is revealed in the 12th episode, that a “senior agent” was holding onto Skye as a baby whilst he was mortally wounded with a gunshot wound to the neck with which he later bled out. In a much later episode, it is revealed that Agent Garrett - also a senior agent - received a third degree burn to the neck which he presented to Skye in the interrogation room. It is not yet known if there is any connection to Garrett and Skye.” [x]

Oh my. Did you catch this?

Well dayum.

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bemusedlybespectacled:

lucymontero:

lexkixass:

mooglemisbehaving:

gogogadgetgoatkins:

Mary Bowser, former slave of the Van Lew family, infiltrated the Confederacy by working as a servant in the household of Jefferson Davis. Bowser was assumed to be illiterate, and as a black woman was below suspicion. Practically invisible, she was able to listen to conversations between Confederate officials and read sensitive documents, gathering information that she handed over to the Union.
(From National Woman’s History Museum Facebook Page)

This needs to be a movie. Like, now.

I’d watch this movie.

How is this not a movie?

She is also the classiest lady. Look at that hat. Look at that dress.

bemusedlybespectacled:

lucymontero:

lexkixass:

mooglemisbehaving:

gogogadgetgoatkins:

Mary Bowser, former slave of the Van Lew family, infiltrated the Confederacy by working as a servant in the household of Jefferson Davis. Bowser was assumed to be illiterate, and as a black woman was below suspicion. Practically invisible, she was able to listen to conversations between Confederate officials and read sensitive documents, gathering information that she handed over to the Union.

(From National Woman’s History Museum Facebook Page)

This needs to be a movie. Like, now.

I’d watch this movie.

How is this not a movie?

She is also the classiest lady. Look at that hat. Look at that dress.

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I am not offended by generalizations about white people or cis people.

fandomsandfeminism:

I’m not. If a PoC blogger gets fed up and types out a post about white people without clarifying that they meant “not all white people”, or a trans person posts about cis people without saying “not all cis people” I am not offended.

Do you want to know why?

Because in that situation, there is only one of three possible realities:

  1. I think about it and understand that I don’t do those things that the blogger is talking about, and the post isn’t about me really, so I move on.
  2. I think about it and realize that “oh shit” I DO sometimes do whatever it is they are talking about, and I fucking realize that I need to fix that behavior because holy hells I don’t want to be enforcing oppressive bullshit.
  3. It’s a joke at the expense of the oppressive majority. Seriously.

That’s it. Those are the only Three possibilities. The post either isn’t about me, or I’m getting called out on shit I need to fix, or it’s a joke (and not a joke at the expense of the marginalized but at the expense of the privileged). That’s it. Not something I’m going to fight about.

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dirkbot:

Do you ever have passive OTPs

Like, you don’t read fic, you don’t look for art

but whenever something turns up you’re like hell fuckin yea

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  • Question: If I'm attracted to the idea of romance with another person, but do not feel romantically attracted to them/don't want a romantic relationship with them, where does that leave me? - Anonymous
  • Answer:

    asexualscience:

    Probably not wanting to have a romantic relationship with them.

    If you are asking about a general case, you might be aromantic but attracted to the idea of romance (which anagnori has written about several times) or you might be aromantic-spectrum.

    If you are asking about a specific case, I’m not really sure. It depends why you are attracted to the idea of romance with them but not to them, and how that manifests. It might be a sort of limerance?

    -Mod N.

    lithromantic?

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  • Question: Resident Evil. - Anonymous
  • Answer:

    zadoorknobs:

    Oh god I always confuse characters from RE with ones from Silent Hill haha. Chris and Wesker are from RE I think????

    CHRISSSSSSSSS

    WESKERRRRRRRR

    COMPLETE GLOBAL SATURATIONNNNN

    am i right. what do i win

    I don’t think of myself as a king…
    I think of myself as a CHRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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