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couple-of-dumbasses:

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

*history teachers crying*

(via deductionseduction)

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whedonesque:

agentskyward:

"It is revealed in the 12th episode, that a “senior agent” was holding onto Skye as a baby whilst he was mortally wounded with a gunshot wound to the neck with which he later bled out. In a much later episode, it is revealed that Agent Garrett - also a senior agent - received a third degree burn to the neck which he presented to Skye in the interrogation room. It is not yet known if there is any connection to Garrett and Skye.” [x]

Oh my. Did you catch this?

Well dayum.

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bemusedlybespectacled:

lucymontero:

lexkixass:

mooglemisbehaving:

gogogadgetgoatkins:

Mary Bowser, former slave of the Van Lew family, infiltrated the Confederacy by working as a servant in the household of Jefferson Davis. Bowser was assumed to be illiterate, and as a black woman was below suspicion. Practically invisible, she was able to listen to conversations between Confederate officials and read sensitive documents, gathering information that she handed over to the Union.
(From National Woman’s History Museum Facebook Page)

This needs to be a movie. Like, now.

I’d watch this movie.

How is this not a movie?

She is also the classiest lady. Look at that hat. Look at that dress.

bemusedlybespectacled:

lucymontero:

lexkixass:

mooglemisbehaving:

gogogadgetgoatkins:

Mary Bowser, former slave of the Van Lew family, infiltrated the Confederacy by working as a servant in the household of Jefferson Davis. Bowser was assumed to be illiterate, and as a black woman was below suspicion. Practically invisible, she was able to listen to conversations between Confederate officials and read sensitive documents, gathering information that she handed over to the Union.

(From National Woman’s History Museum Facebook Page)

This needs to be a movie. Like, now.

I’d watch this movie.

How is this not a movie?

She is also the classiest lady. Look at that hat. Look at that dress.

(via zadoorknobs)

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I am not offended by generalizations about white people or cis people.

fandomsandfeminism:

I’m not. If a PoC blogger gets fed up and types out a post about white people without clarifying that they meant “not all white people”, or a trans person posts about cis people without saying “not all cis people” I am not offended.

Do you want to know why?

Because in that situation, there is only one of three possible realities:

  1. I think about it and understand that I don’t do those things that the blogger is talking about, and the post isn’t about me really, so I move on.
  2. I think about it and realize that “oh shit” I DO sometimes do whatever it is they are talking about, and I fucking realize that I need to fix that behavior because holy hells I don’t want to be enforcing oppressive bullshit.
  3. It’s a joke at the expense of the oppressive majority. Seriously.

That’s it. Those are the only Three possibilities. The post either isn’t about me, or I’m getting called out on shit I need to fix, or it’s a joke (and not a joke at the expense of the marginalized but at the expense of the privileged). That’s it. Not something I’m going to fight about.

(via tanyanevidimka)

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dirkbot:

Do you ever have passive OTPs

Like, you don’t read fic, you don’t look for art

but whenever something turns up you’re like hell fuckin yea

(via tanyanevidimka)

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  • Question: If I'm attracted to the idea of romance with another person, but do not feel romantically attracted to them/don't want a romantic relationship with them, where does that leave me? - Anonymous
  • Answer:

    asexualscience:

    Probably not wanting to have a romantic relationship with them.

    If you are asking about a general case, you might be aromantic but attracted to the idea of romance (which anagnori has written about several times) or you might be aromantic-spectrum.

    If you are asking about a specific case, I’m not really sure. It depends why you are attracted to the idea of romance with them but not to them, and how that manifests. It might be a sort of limerance?

    -Mod N.

    lithromantic?

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  • Question: Resident Evil. - Anonymous
  • Answer:

    zadoorknobs:

    Oh god I always confuse characters from RE with ones from Silent Hill haha. Chris and Wesker are from RE I think????

    CHRISSSSSSSSS

    WESKERRRRRRRR

    COMPLETE GLOBAL SATURATIONNNNN

    am i right. what do i win

    I don’t think of myself as a king…
    I think of myself as a CHRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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magnicifent:

the internet is beautiful 

magnicifent:

the internet is beautiful 

(via trolljima)

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The Surprising Benefits of Kissing

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  • Question: Should I rewatch Star Wars in order of release or in story order? - Anonymous
  • Answer:

    soloontherocks:

    I AM HERE FOR THIS QUESTION.

    I’m about to blow your mind.

    NEITHER.

    Read More

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mishasminions:

I LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE "YOU LITTLE SHIT" IS A TERM OF ENDEARMENT AND IT’S MAGICAL

(via tanyanevidimka)

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idlemiscfunnies:


what are we planning to do next?



In 2014, a crack SHIELD unit was set adrift by the destruction of the agency they served, by betrayal and sabotage from within.
These agents promptly escaped from Hydra-held SHIELD facilities to the underground. Today, still wanted by the forces of Hydra, they survive as soldiers of principle.
If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team.
Dossier: The A-Team are:  
Agent Phil Coulson
Agent Melinda “the Cavalry” May
Agent Skye “0-8-4”
Dr. Jemma Simmons
Agent Leo Fitz (with partner Simmons known as Fitzsimmons)
Agent Antoine Triplett
—Known Associates: The Avengers
Tony Stark, AKA Iron Man
Steve Rogers, AKA Captain America
Dr. Bruce Banner, AKA Hulk
Natasha Romanoff, AKA Black Widow
Clint Barton, AKA Hawkeye
Samuel Wilson, AKA Falcon
Former SHIELD Director Nick Fury - Deceased*
Known contact with Asgardians Thor, Lady Sif, and “Elliot Randolf”, as well as enemies Loki, and Lorelei.
-End Dossier


I’m sorry but…WHY THE HELL IS SIMMONS NOT LISTED AS “AGENT JEMMA SIMMONS”??? SHE IS A LEVEL 5 AGENT, CLEARED FOR ACTIVE DUTY.

idlemiscfunnies:

what are we planning to do next?

In 2014, a crack SHIELD unit was set adrift by the destruction of the agency they served, by betrayal and sabotage from within.

These agents promptly escaped from Hydra-held SHIELD facilities to the underground. Today, still wanted by the forces of Hydra, they survive as soldiers of principle.

If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team.

Dossier: The A-Team are:  

Agent Phil Coulson

Agent Melinda “the Cavalry” May

Agent Skye “0-8-4”

Dr. Jemma Simmons

Agent Leo Fitz (with partner Simmons known as Fitzsimmons)

Agent Antoine Triplett

—Known Associates: The Avengers

Tony Stark, AKA Iron Man

Steve Rogers, AKA Captain America

Dr. Bruce Banner, AKA Hulk

Natasha Romanoff, AKA Black Widow

Clint Barton, AKA Hawkeye

Samuel Wilson, AKA Falcon

Former SHIELD Director Nick Fury - Deceased*

Known contact with Asgardians Thor, Lady Sif, and “Elliot Randolf”, as well as enemies Loki, and Lorelei.

-End Dossier

I’m sorry but…

WHY THE HELL IS SIMMONS NOT LISTED AS “AGENT JEMMA SIMMONS”??? SHE IS A LEVEL 5 AGENT, CLEARED FOR ACTIVE DUTY.

(via whedonesque)

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